Swan flu is contagious.

My mom while talking to my little brother: "Bring the hand sanitizer with you to school so you won't catch the Swan Flu."

My mom makes my day. :)

Warm-up exercises.

Popped in my new exercise video. Got all pumped up & sweaty for the first 15 minutes. Then the woman says, "Okay ladies, that was just the warm-up! Now for the real exercise!"

That was just the warm-up!?!? *EJECT*

What is your password?

So I forgot the password to one of my accounts online & so I clicked on the "Forgot My Password" link. I proceed to fill in my email address all the while thinking, "Man, this is genius whoever came up with this concept!"

That is, until I get to the secret question: "What is your password?"

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