The worst thing about winter? Waking up.

Rotten.

You can tell when fruit goes bad. Spoiled fruit has built in warning signs, such as putrid smells, deterioration of skin & visible molds. People, on the other hand, don't come with such nifty warning signs. They can appear to be totally "normal," when in fact, they're really insane & irrational.

Unfortunately, we have to suffer having "food poisoning” in order to know that it's not healthy for us.

Discrimination.

I like rain, but only the good kind of rain that comes down evenly, in mid-size drops, at only a slight angle. The kind of rain in which umbrellas work well. Polite, atmospheric rain. Rain that disposes of itself down the drains without obstruction. Movie-day rain. I discriminate when it comes to rain.