RadioShack.

Aside from selling the Black Eyed Peas their clothing, how does RadioShack stay in business? They're like the MySpace of electronic stores.

An orgasm tsunami.

Just finished watching Captain America. I'm sure Chris Evans can set off an orgasm tsunami by just whipping off his shirt.

The repercussions of flag footbal. But I like to call it, my battle scar.

Dear Coffee,

You & I have a wonderful relationship. I wake up to your delicious aroma every morning &, I must say, you're just my type: bold, sweet, & energizing. Sometimes I miss you throughout the day & just have to seek you out. Without you, it's as if my soul is exhausted. Heck, even my eye twitches a bit. But darling Coffee, this is the problem we have to discuss. I fear that this relationship may be doing more harm than good. People are telling me I'm addicted to you & that, behind my back, you are hurting my kidneys. I have been using the bathroom awful frequently. Is that your fault? If I continue to see you this intensely, it'll take its toll on me when I'm older (the stained teeth, for example). You're just not good for me. You've become needy &, at times, expensive. Coffee, I have to be a more independent person. It's time for me to stop this cycle of reliance. You know I'll always love you, but I think it's time that this relationship become more casual.

- R

The Green Lantern.

On a date with my sister, Ryan Reynolds, & a bag of Hershey's Bliss. :)

Ace Ventura, why you so smart?

"I just got to the point where I realized the only way to look at life is to believe that everything that ever happens to you, is the best thing that's ever happened to you." - Jim Carey.

Ace Ventura, why you so smart?

Dear Antihistamine,

You are a liar. You do not taste like cherries or any other fruit. Be yourself.

- R

To pee or not to pee?

Lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up & pee.

Dear OB

Thank you for shaking my sense of invisibility. I needed that. I was getting a little too lazy & conceited.

Signed,

Might have just bombed her OB exam

Filipino-American Day

Aside from it being America's Independence Day, today is also "Filipino-American Day". Never heard of it before. How do we celebrate? By hugging your favority Filipino-American?

Food poisoning or E. coli?

What's the word for the suddenly unsettling feeling that you should have cooked that steak a little longer? Is it food poisoning? Or E. coli?