Asians can't drive.

I am amusingly offended by this. Because I am Asian. & a woman.

Dear Nobu

This is not a love letter.
This is a letter to let you know that I am done being stepped on.

This is not a praise note.
This is a note to tell you that you need much improvement.

You are not performing to the best of your abilities.
You are misbehaving.

You are not doing what I say, when I say it.
You are misbehaving.

I will tell you that you are the cutest thing I've ever laid eyes on.
BUt in reality, you are a beast.

I do everything for you: I feed you, I bathe you, I clean up your poop, & even enrolled you in a puppy class.

& yet, you give me nothing in return. You cannot rely on cute forever.

Love,
The superior being who's pushed around by a 4 month old puppy who looks like a panda bear & acts like a real bear.

P.S. Everyone knows you run this house, you do not need to continue to "mark your territory" all over my new stilettos. Thankyouverymuch.

Time.

Time is possibly the most vexatious component of existence; it never stops, never considers how humans are so dependent upon it. I wish that I could stop time - no rewind, but merely stop - & savor the instant. I wish sometimes that our world, my world, could be as amaranthine & devoid of time as the one in my dreams. But all good things must end, right?