Being a nerd & lurking on anime forums on a Friday night. Haha. Oh geeeez.

Dear Facebook,

Can you please stop stalking me by posting up my "Recent Activities" & what I wrote on my friend's walls? Also, what is up with your "See Friendship" feature?? Why are you making it easier for my creepers to stalk me by showing my connections to my friends? & this newer version you got going on here has me all discombobulated. You used to be so endearing. What happened?

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Me

Man parts.

So my mom's BF, while looking under our car's hood, said that he needed to get some of his tools. My mom's response? "I may be a woman but I have man parts!" She meant men's tools. -___-

Dark hallways & closed bedroom doors are never a good mix.