This is a letter to let you know that I am done being stepped on.
This is not a praise note.
This is a note to tell you that you need much improvement.
You are not performing to the best of your abilities.
You are misbehaving.
You are not doing what I say, when I say it.
You are misbehaving.
I will tell you that you are the cutest thing I've ever laid eyes on.
BUt in reality, you are a beast.
I do everything for you: I feed you, I bathe you, I clean up your poop, & even enrolled you in a puppy class.
& yet, you give me nothing in return. You cannot rely on cute forever.
Love,
The superior being who's pushed around by a 4 month old puppy who looks like a panda bear & acts like a real bear.
P.S. Everyone knows you run this house, you do not need to continue to "mark your territory" all over my new stilettos. Thankyouverymuch.
