You & I have a wonderful relationship. I wake up to your delicious aroma every morning &, I must say, you're just my type: bold, sweet, & energizing. Sometimes I miss you throughout the day & just have to seek you out. Without you, it's as if my soul is exhausted. Heck, even my eye twitches a bit. But darling Coffee, this is the problem we have to discuss. I fear that this relationship may be doing more harm than good. People are telling me I'm addicted to you & that, behind my back, you are hurting my kidneys. I have been using the bathroom awful frequently. Is that your fault? If I continue to see you this intensely, it'll take its toll on me when I'm older (the stained teeth, for example). You're just not good for me. You've become needy &, at times, expensive. Coffee, I have to be a more independent person. It's time for me to stop this cycle of reliance. You know I'll always love you, but I think it's time that this relationship become more casual.
- R
